This is my pup. You aren’t afraid of dogs, are you?
No, I like dogs. Well, the four-legged kind anyway. The two-legged kind are a bit scary.
You know the solution to that is to quit drinking before you can no longer see properly...
Oh, I’ve always been real good about not getting beer goggles.
Vanessa Kilmer and Southern Comfort. Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a story there somewhere..:-)
The two legged dogs are the most vicious!
Loved your canine 55
Thank you for your always cool stories,
Your creativity and support tickles my fancy
Have a Kick Ass Week End
Beer Goggles or not... I see a Yahtzee!!!!
ReplyDeleteha. of course you have...
ReplyDeleteyou'll believe anything once they are on
and you def see the world a bit different...smiles.
Two legged dogs tend to fall over when drunk and the need to urinate up lampposts occurs.
ReplyDeleteTwo legged dogs tend to fall over when drunk and the need to urinate up lampposts occurs.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, those two-legged dogs are scary.....best avoided if at all possible.
ReplyDeleteIn my younger day I didn't always quit before I was wearing beer goggles. That combined with the stupidity of hypersexuality (an unpleasant feature of bipolar disorder) caused me to get into some unfortunate relationships because I thought I was destined to be with those two legged dogs.
ReplyDeleteTalk about drinking, my vacation was full of it. Sometimes the beer goggles reach out and grab you despite your best efforts.
ReplyDeleteI have never been a drinker but there was about a year of my life when I was trying to be more social so I drunk socially to fit in. Epilepsy and alcohol and whatever psychological stuff I must have going on it wasn't a good combination. I still haven't forgiven myself and never will, I was certifiably crazy for that year aside from my atrocious behavior I started to believe in magic and all kinds of strange things. I will never drink again not even a sip. I loved the opening lines btw made me smile =)
ReplyDeleteThe new prompt is up =)
Famous last words...
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