Friday, June 07, 2013

Flash 55 - Revenge by Chance



A 55-year-old husband 
was served divorce papers 
at work on the Monday 
following his return from 
his sexless twenty-fifth anniversary trip 
where his wife told him she was and has been in love with another man. 
Later that day, he received 
medical notification 
that his wife had 
a sexually transmitted disease.  
Subsequently, he tested negative.

Keep the G-Man happy by playing with him.





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18 comments:

  1. hedgewitchFri Jun 07, 03:41:00 PM EDT

    Very ironic, and one can't help but feel a bit chuffed for the guy. Like the photo as well--it seems to pick up on the medical diagnosis motif, as if part of a natural world lab test, or something.

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  2. UnknownFri Jun 07, 03:47:00 PM EDT

    Well, that's some luck for him, I have to say!

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  3. MargaretFri Jun 07, 04:05:00 PM EDT

    ... I felt sorry for him (at first!)

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  4. G-ManFri Jun 07, 04:09:00 PM EDT

    All he needed was some Vitamin V!!
    And I ain't talkin bout Viagra....;-)
    Loved your tawdry little 55 Vanessa.
    We need to see your seedy side more often.
    Thanks for playing, thanks for your awesome support,
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  5. Mr. CharlestonFri Jun 07, 04:25:00 PM EDT

    25 years is enough anyway. Time to move on.

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  6. izzyFri Jun 07, 04:27:00 PM EDT

    IRONY! and karma- Haha, good one...

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  7. Russell CJ DuffyFri Jun 07, 04:38:00 PM EDT

    And I thought you guys weren't supposed to understand irony!
    Superb.

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  8. CloudiaFri Jun 07, 05:18:00 PM EDT

    "Revenge" is best left to justice/karma! Sweet.


    ALOHA from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral
    ~ > < } } ( ° > <3
    > < } } ( ° >

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  9. Brian MillerFri Jun 07, 05:23:00 PM EDT

    karma is a bitch...but i like her...smiles...ha...
    good things come to those that wait eh?
    oy...

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  10. Alice AudreyFri Jun 07, 05:41:00 PM EDT

    Well, that worked out pretty well. He's better off without her.

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  11. UnknownFri Jun 07, 09:23:00 PM EDT

    By the way, no tapeworms for you, Missy. And no eating cotton balls with jello for me. Let's hold each other to it!

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  12. Other MaryFri Jun 07, 11:29:00 PM EDT

    Abstinence...the ultimate safeguard.

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  13. UnknownSat Jun 08, 12:02:00 AM EDT

    What a bitch! 25 years! That is a lot of life to chuck down the toilet for some "strange". Marriage is more than just an occasional orgasm, for goodness sake.

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  14. KBSat Jun 08, 01:00:00 AM EDT

    Thank goodness he had some good news.

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  15. RaivenneSat Jun 08, 01:26:00 AM EDT

    Karma, sometimes thy name is schadenfreude. This made me smirk at the end.

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  16. anthonynorthSat Jun 08, 03:03:00 AM EDT

    Sexually transmitted irony. Nice one.

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  17. Kerry O'ConnorSat Jun 08, 10:01:00 AM EDT

    Well, I guess what goes around comes around in more ways than one.

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  18. Susie ClevengerSat Jun 08, 04:47:00 PM EDT

    Hmmm. It appears his wife drifted to another bed because there was nothing to keep her in the marital one. A lot packed into these 55 words.

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