Monday, July 12, 2010

MicroFiction Monday - Consumerism

Susan's picture:


My Story: 

I’ve the perfect beauty potion. 
It smoothes skin by relieving stress. 
After 2 drops in your husband’s coffee & the funeral, you will glow. 



~ Hosted by Susan at Stony River ~

Tales on Tuesday will be postponed until next Tuesday due to Summer.




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  1. G-ManMon Jul 12, 04:14:00 PM EDT

    Vanessa Kilmer...
    You naughty little scamp!
    I Love this!
    I joined Susan's Monday Thing today, it was lotsa Fun...Just Like YOU!!!

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  2. G-ManMon Jul 12, 04:16:00 PM EDT

    Could this be possibly true?
    In Mid-Afternoon?
    Me first?
    This calls for a Rousing...
    YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. AnonymousMon Jul 12, 04:16:00 PM EDT

    ROFLMAO!!! The evilness of it all. I'm so glad you are postponing TonT. I totally forgot about it. *downs a double Woo Woo Great story :)

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  4. anthonynorthMon Jul 12, 05:10:00 PM EDT

    Now that touched something deep inside :-)
    Excellent.

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  5. Brian MillerMon Jul 12, 05:20:00 PM EDT

    yikes. i need to check the medicine cabinet...

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  6. MelliMon Jul 12, 05:28:00 PM EDT

    ROFLMBO! I loooooooooove it! Where can I GET some??? (no hurry... at the moment!) LOL!

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  7. Sylvia KMon Jul 12, 06:45:00 PM EDT

    Hot damn! Where do they sell it? Just in case, you understand! I love it Nessa! Perfect for the day!

    Sylvia

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  8. PeggyMon Jul 12, 06:48:00 PM EDT

    That was was a deep down belly laugh. A little murder in the afternoon!

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  9. UnknownMon Jul 12, 07:14:00 PM EDT

    Nailed it! Loved it!

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  10. JeanieMon Jul 12, 07:32:00 PM EDT

    Oh my! Great interpretation on the picture and very imaginative on your part.

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  11. PatMon Jul 12, 07:46:00 PM EDT

    Oooh...shades of Arsenic and Old Lace. Murder in the morning. Maybe the poison won't show up in his hair or nails.

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  12. Susan at Stony RiverMon Jul 12, 08:40:00 PM EDT

    Well, now I've got my favorite of the week LOL

    (pssst -- pass that bottle over here!!!)

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  13. AnonymousMon Jul 12, 08:45:00 PM EDT

    Evil!!!!!
    but fun to read :)

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  14. tattytiaraMon Jul 12, 11:03:00 PM EDT

    Haha, cheeky!

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  15. RATue Jul 13, 07:52:00 AM EDT

    Ouch! I hope I'll never need this potion. Very witty MM.

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  16. IndraniTue Jul 13, 10:27:00 AM EDT

    That was hilarious! :D

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  17. JingleTue Jul 13, 10:34:00 AM EDT

    lovely take!
    Happy Tuesday!

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  18. Together We SaveTue Jul 13, 10:47:00 AM EDT

    I love it and I need this potion!!

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  19. Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades.Tue Jul 13, 11:50:00 AM EDT

    You wicked woman you! Can you hear me laughing???
    <><

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  20. Alice AudreyTue Jul 13, 12:00:00 PM EDT

    LOL! Oh, that's just mean. tee-hee.

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  21. julianaTue Jul 13, 02:10:00 PM EDT

    does the potion also guarantee you won't get caught?
    this was exquisitely wicked :)

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  22. ProsperoTue Jul 13, 02:11:00 PM EDT

    Perhaps it should be Macabre Monday.

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  23. secret agent womanTue Jul 13, 02:24:00 PM EDT

    She looks so peaceful about it.

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  24. Nara MaloneTue Jul 13, 03:48:00 PM EDT

    laughing...so clever

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  25. AnonymousTue Jul 13, 04:29:00 PM EDT

    Oh, this is hilarious, Nessa, well done!

    Hmmm... I wonder if that lovely potion would work in the coffee of nasty roommates too?

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  26. Tom & IcyTue Jul 13, 05:59:00 PM EDT

    Coffee to coughing to coffin

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  27. MikeTue Jul 13, 07:06:00 PM EDT

    Yea yea, it's always the husbands fault! lol

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  28. Kat_RNTue Jul 13, 08:18:00 PM EDT

    Cute, can I substitute another stress producing person though? My Husband says he will make me Strawberry pancakes for breakfast.
    Smiles,
    Kat

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  29. SandyCarlsonTue Jul 13, 08:39:00 PM EDT

    As I look over my divorce papers, I am laughing my butt off.

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  30. EdenTue Jul 13, 10:51:00 PM EDT

    Hahaha.I have a good laugh today. Great post.

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  31. quillyTue Jul 13, 11:49:00 PM EDT

    Oh my! I bet that's one popular beauty potion!

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  32. Claudya MartinezWed Jul 14, 12:04:00 AM EDT

    Ya made me laugh which is a good stress reliever.

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  33. ~✽Mumsy✽~Wed Jul 14, 07:28:00 AM EDT

    LOL..I love this, love this..you're quite naughty, but between you and me, I would do it too :-)

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  34. MaRWed Jul 14, 10:53:00 AM EDT

    LOL, thanks for a big smile!!

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  35. jabblogFri Jul 16, 08:48:00 AM EDT

    Excellent - but naughty ;-)

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    http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/lovely-blog-award-plus-sunshine-comments-award/

    two awards.
    Happy Saturday!

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  37. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallMon Jul 26, 09:15:00 PM EDT

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